Sports Fan Humor Prints

'Wow. I just can't decide. ... OK, I guess I'll go with the peanuts.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Here we go again...'

The best goalie in the world!

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Pole Vault Rules

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Golf escape.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Ref shows footballer green card.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Why are you dressed like a British lawyer? The term is barrister, but it doesn't surprise me you don't know that. In fact, it helps me make the case I'm here to prove today: That you're a meathead because you suffered concussions playing football. That's ridiculous. Hold on! Let your counsel represent you. I want to be fair. Counsel? Never mind. He seems to have no comment.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'