Sports Equipment Admirer Gifts

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Raheem Sterling

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Wilfried Zaha

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Football Sculpture.

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

Rugby Mad.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Sergio Aguero

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Nadal's bottles

Evelyn Sacheverell de Grymmes-personal description

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

David Beckham

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

Passion for the cars

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"I got you a larger, heavier jump rope. It will give you a more-intensive workout."

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'Try them on HERE before you buy online.'

"Don't forget bib number!"

Marcus Rashford

'I think I'm in love, Pop. There's a girl in my class who can text, do high school algebra and run faster than I can!'

Kyle Sinckler

Antoine Dupont

Maria Sharapova.

Tour de France champ François Faber

'This goalie used to be a jockey.'

The Pole Jumper.

Mr. Punch Keeps His Eye On Cricket