Sports Economist Pillows

Didn't I tell you, you're not for playing, you're for buying and selling

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Cricket Accidents.

Perils of the double play.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Other Cooperstown

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

"I love fast break business success."

Centaur Forward

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'Nice tackle, Dewey! You knocked the fur ball out of him!'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

Lost Season