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"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Football.

Football heads...

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Punishment for the kicker.

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'