Sports Comic Appreciator Gifts

Tennis player.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'Where's my horse?'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

Angel Basketball

"You're going to have to get rid of that uniform."

'Sorry, I knocked him out when I threw in the towel.'

Tennis players.

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

'This is where his experience begins to pay off.'

'Harold has a difficult time accepting constructive criticism.'

'... Bailey, squashed. Monroe, legs ripped off. Gutierrez,squashed. Sengelmann, squashed. Binegar, legs ripped off...'

"And you're saying they get paid big money to chase a ball."

'OK, don't listen to me. Brush him back from the plate...'

IV

Harold Larwood-personal description

'Fetch the poison bait! The gym rats are back!'