Sports Comic Appreciator Gifts

Tennis player.

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Cat and mouse.

'Where's my horse?'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

Dog playing tennis with mouse instead of tennis ball.

Angel Basketball

Tennis players.

'Sorry, I knocked him out when I threw in the towel.'

Ernie spins the expert's analysis of his boxing skills. He noted that I have great footwork! No, he said you're always "running for your life." I was praised for my courage, never "ducking" an opponent. He meant you're easy to hit. I'm most proud of being described as an artist in the ring. BAM. Actually, he said Ernie "spends a lot of time on the canvas."

Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

"You're going to have to get rid of that uniform."

Martina Hingis

'Harold has a difficult time accepting constructive criticism.'

'This is where his experience begins to pay off.'

'... Bailey, squashed. Monroe, legs ripped off. Gutierrez,squashed. Sengelmann, squashed. Binegar, legs ripped off...'

"And you're saying they get paid big money to chase a ball."

'OK, don't listen to me. Brush him back from the plate...'

IV

Harold Larwood-personal description