Sports Chauffeur Prints

"I don't know who is more tired, the kids playing soccer, baseball, softball, tennis, lacrosse, volleyball and basketball, or me taking them."

'Between football, basketball, and track, out moms do more running around than we do.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Upper East Side Dog Park

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Pets on holiday.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Rodin's Coach-Driver

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

The truth about ghosts

Centaur Driver

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

The light is green.

'Look, I'm terribly sorry to interupt, but ...'

A nice team.

Beg here. Pay here.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

Carriage sliding on ice