Sports Chauffeur Prints

"I don't know who is more tired, the kids playing soccer, baseball, softball, tennis, lacrosse, volleyball and basketball, or me taking them."

'Between football, basketball, and track, out moms do more running around than we do.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Upper East Side Dog Park

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Pets on holiday.

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Rodin's Coach-Driver

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

Centaur Driver

The truth about ghosts

The light is green.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

A nice team.

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

'Which license do you wish to see?'

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

Carriage sliding on ice