Sports Taxi Operator Prints

"I don't know who is more tired, the kids playing soccer, baseball, softball, tennis, lacrosse, volleyball and basketball, or me taking them."

"First class, or with children?"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

A Quiet Rebuke.

'Are we broke yet?'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Limerick Airport

"Rockefeller Center."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Filling up.

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Sat-Nav for Men