Sports Blooper Lover Gifts

Rugby Pass and Shorts Come Off.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Golf with a difference

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Egyptian Football

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

I love Basketball.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"Once more, with fury."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention