Sports Blooper Lover Gifts

Rugby Pass and Shorts Come Off.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Golf with a difference

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"Once more, with fury."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'