Sporting Snob Pillows

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Kick! Go for it!

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Arch of Triumph Save

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

'What's he on?'

Influences.

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

End of career sale.

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'