Sporting Snob Mugs

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Golfing Boss

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

Arch of Triumph Save

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

'What's he on?'

Influences.

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

End of career sale.

'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Boxer beaten by a rake.