Sporting Scandal Sleuth T-Shirts

Olympic village with boy selling urine samples outside.

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

JET (Part I)

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'Keep a lid on it!'

Panama Papers Scandal

Horse meat scandal.

'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

"This is not good at all!"

'That damn racial scandal.'

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

Cronyism Guide

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

Panama Papers

'From Wall Street, here's a run down of today's stock prices and S.E.C allegations.'

Corrupt politicians,

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'