Sports Scandals T-Shirts

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Panama Papers Scandal

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Tennis corruption

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

"We will help you to evade taxes in dollars, Swiss Francs, Euros, Pounds....or even in dead mice and birds!"

Credit Mobilier Scandle Rocks the Republican Party

"Was it something I said. . ?"

"Run for it, sir—the cops!"

The Breakfast of Cheaters

January and February 1998

If at first you don't succeed, deflate the football.

Stormy Daniels Full Disclosure

Chess bowling.

Department of Public Affairs - Out For A Fling

"Thank you for coming, Reverend...Did Grandmother have any final requests?"

'Come and git it... if you're man enough !'

1998: A Look Back - January & February

Baseball Cash

Sanna Marin party

"So, we're texting lesbian erotica to each other for months, and then I find out 'she' is a Republican congressman from Ohio."

It stinks...

Trump in a prison cell.

Roger Stone