Sporting Personality Prints

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Football player taking the ball home.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Ski Surfing

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'Well, did you win or what?'

Little League Umbrellas

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

Capture the Flag

"It's not a riot, Dear. It's a football game."

'The entire team is lethargic. Tell the athletic trainer to whip up a cure.'

'You can argue until you're blue in the face, Todd. But you rolled your eyes, and Adolescent Ref is not going to change his mind!'