Sporting Personality Pillows

Rafa Benitez

10 K Tail-Chase

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Football player taking the ball home.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Ski Surfing

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Jozef Golonka

'Well, did you win or what?'

Napoleon Wenger

Harry Kewell

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Arsene Wenger

Little League Umbrellas

Greville Starkey

Sam Allardyce

Martin Jol

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Martin O'Neill

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Alastair Cook

Capture the Flag

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

Vuvuzela bin.

'The entire team is lethargic. Tell the athletic trainer to whip up a cure.'

C'mon, dude, do you have to be environmentally conscious about everything? Boo! You Stink. 26. 11.

"It's not a riot, Dear. It's a football game."

Gareth Bale

Luis Suarez