Sports Personality Lover Prints

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Saving a Heart

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

The Salmon Run

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

The Other Cooperstown

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Golf with a difference

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

I love Basketball.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"