Sporting Goods Connoisseur T-Shirts

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"Do you do these in sheep?"

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

"Perhaps madam would like something a teensy bit smaller?"