Sporting Event Survivor Pillows

"Well guys,how was the hockey game?"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Desert Island BBQ

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Gary turns 40.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Good Luck in your Exams.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Examinations.

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Desert Island Mishap

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Extra Long-jump

"You've passed with extinction!"

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Sporting maladies.

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'You've got a broken finger.'

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Shipwrecked.