Sporting Clays Gifts

"Pull!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

About the potter.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

Pottery

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

I love Pottery.

Potter

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

'Bring a few home - We've got nothing for dinner!'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'

"It's the thought that counts, I guess."

Jesus Saves

"If you don't want to know the score..."

Al's Garden Supply vs. Joe's Sporting Goods

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

"He's friendly, but the class is tough."

'So how are the pottery classes going hon?'

"Last month's fire drill was pretty alarming for all of us actually."

'We do not tee off in front of the markers.' - 'This is my second stroke.'

Falling well before Pliocene or Pleistocene Epochs, the Plasticine Period was regarded as a difficult time for anyone who was not called Gumby or his Pony Pal Pokey.