Sporting Clays Pillows

"Pull!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Playing pig

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

About the potter.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

Pottery

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

I love Pottery.

Potter

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'Bring a few home - We've got nothing for dinner!'

'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'

"It's the thought that counts, I guess."

Jesus Saves

"If you don't want to know the score..."

Al's Garden Supply vs. Joe's Sporting Goods

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

"He's friendly, but the class is tough."

'So how are the pottery classes going hon?'

'We do not tee off in front of the markers.' - 'This is my second stroke.'

"Last month's fire drill was pretty alarming for all of us actually."