Sport Spirit Pillows

I love gymnastics

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Go team!

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"Skate or die."

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Men can show their emotions!

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

Strive to win!

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Team Leader

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Football supporters.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"