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"This will be painful, so I was hoping I could record your blood-curdling screams to be used at my Halloween party."

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

Hallowe'en wake up call

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Ice skating

'Take some more. You need the calories.'

Rational explanations

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

This place makes me jumpy...

Vampire

'Well, your scales are flaking and it looks nasty, I'm trying to get you to shed before my parents come over tonight to meet you.'

Morgue.

Ghost Reading Science Fiction.

'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

"Don't worry. I'm just here to kill the buzz."

"Of course I'm frightened. I just thought you would be bigger."

"...An old librarian wearing glasses directed you to the supernatural section?... Well, there was someone fitting your description who worked here once, but..."

Saaaaaay, you're kind of old to be trick or treating aren't you?

'If you're not happy with the cobwebs we can re-arrange them of course'.

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

A skeleton in a Tattoo parlor getting the skeleton's version of the Skull and crossbones

The Attack of the BIG SNOW!