Spooky Pet Parent Pillows

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

"It's only the wind."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

"What happened to what cat?"

Non-working dog, please help

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

Snow cones.

Baby's first horror movies

'We're not playing hide and seek. I'm just trying to find Marm to take him to the vet.'

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'

Debug

Bad Dog

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'

"Kitty Kins enjoys the little nibbles I take him home."

Jay Walking