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Uncle Ben's Blog.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Silence of the Chickens...

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Nick Offerman

Halloween sculptor

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"Who are These People?"

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Goblin.

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

Mushrooms of New York

Johnny Depp

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Bicycle Pie Chart

"I just always show up to everything!"

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

Beryl Baimbridge

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

"No, Geppetto is my creator. I'm Geppetto's monster."

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

"I'm a bird dog."

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

'My mad scientist doesn't understand me!'

'I should've stayed the way I was. Now, I have to exercise, watch my cholesterol, and dodge this little pest called Cupid.'