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Uncle Ben's Blog.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Silence of the Chickens...

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Nick Offerman

Halloween sculptor

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"Who are These People?"

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Mushrooms of New York

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Goblin.

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Bicycle Pie Chart

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

Beryl Baimbridge

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

"No, Geppetto is my creator. I'm Geppetto's monster."

"I'm a bird dog."

Dancing with the Star Wars

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

'I should've stayed the way I was. Now, I have to exercise, watch my cholesterol, and dodge this little pest called Cupid.'