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"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

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"People worry about what they're giving their children."

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

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"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

"Spoiler alert!"

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"Do you want this with or without spoiler alerts?"

"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."

"Spoiler alert!"

A Christmas Carl.

"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."

"Don't forget to unplug junior before you come to bed."

"Spoiler alert - it's Captain's Savory Fish Shreds again."