Spoiler Enthusiast Mugs

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Spoiler alert."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'Margaret our phone's been tapped!'

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

Top Secret Files

MI5 Press Office

'Can you keep a secret?'

CIA Espionage

Angela Merkel

"This never happened."

CIA Recommended TVs

'...This summit may be recorded for NSA training purposes!'