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'There's nothing on.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

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Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"I've been reformatted for television."

'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

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"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

"Have you read all these?"

'Why do I need to DVR this show when they play it over and over again?'

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"I told you not to tell me how it ends!"

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

"Do you want this with or without spoiler alerts?"

"Spoiler alert!"

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"Spoiler alert!"

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'I remember when we used to have to watch one football game at a time.'

"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."

"I knew the Titanic would sink, so I told everybody. Then they kicked me out of the cinema."