Spoiler-sensitive Viewer Gifts

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

'There's nothing on.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

Spoiler Alert

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'

"I've been reformatted for television."

'Why do I need to DVR this show when they play it over and over again?'

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

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I witnessed something I can never unsee. What happened, little buddy? Some guy walking out of the "Star Wars" premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show. A bunch of fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him. I don't think I can ever unsee five Ewoks and a slave Leia beating a Wookie senseless with plastic light sabers. The Wookie had it coming.

'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

"Have you read all these?"

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

Next advert in 2 seconds...

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

"I told you not to tell me how it ends!"

"Spoiler alert!"

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

SPOILER ALERT! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about "Star Wars." You don't have to say "spoiler alert," minion. It's been a month. Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive. In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences. Um ... never mind.

"Do you want this with or without spoiler alerts?"

"Spoiler alert!"

Dog spoiling book for cat

"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."

'I remember when we used to have to watch one football game at a time.'

"I knew the Titanic would sink, so I told everybody. Then they kicked me out of the cinema."

"Oh wow, you won't believe what happens at the end!"