Spoiler-sensitive Soul Pillows

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Sensitive Dude.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

'Be sure to eat every bite — the chef is a very sensitive guy.'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

"Did I miss something?"

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"Guess who expires next..."

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

'I wish you'd stop recounting boyhood stories with the phrase, 'Back when I was your height'.'

'I hope you'll dump me... I want to start writing poetry.'

"Do you want this with or without spoiler alerts?"

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

"I told you not to tell me how it ends!"

Words do hurt.

"Spoiler alert!"

"Spoiler alert!"

"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."

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