Spleen Speedster Gifts

"Race you to the spleen!"

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

31. 19. 55.7.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Man running

Runner going through hurdles.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Rolling Stop.

Congratulations for male runner

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Arcarde Patrol

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field