Spleen Seeker Pillows

'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Turn, turn and turn.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"It is my place!"

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"I've seen this one."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."