Spirit World Navigator Pillows

The Paranormal Society...

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

Better times ahead.

'You must heal yourself.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Ghost puddle

FAQs.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

The Path

"All the celebrities come here."

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Did you have a cat?"