Spirit Swirler Prints

"Wine?! Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

2pm meet your Creator

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

I am one with stupid.

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

C'mon, Randall, cheer up....everybody dies.

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

Fallen Angel.

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'