Spirit Swirler Mugs

"Wine?! Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

2pm meet your Creator

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

I am one with stupid.

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

C'mon, Randall, cheer up....everybody dies.

Fallen Angel.