Spirit Sleuth Gifts

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Unguided imagery

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Do you smell something?"

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Your husband says BOO!"

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"