Spine-tingling Tale Enthusiast Pillows

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Fishing Tales

Don Quixote

Falstaff

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

"Well did he?"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Fishing Boat Derby

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

A Salmon Lie

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

"This is your great-great-uncle Enchilmo Ladas. We called him 'Enchi' for short."

'He's lying about either a fish or his penis.'

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

A Tale of the Sea

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?