Spine-tingler Seeker Pillows

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

'It's all bleach and dye. but I hope that it'll fool the hunters this season.'

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

'You're paralyzed from the knuckle of your left big toe down -- it could have been a lot worse.'

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

'Love between two people is very beautiful. And between six it's fantastic!'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

Reptile Dysfunction!

Dinosaurs

Open Mic Night

'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

'Now, this may hoot a little.'

Rock Climber

"Could you teach me to do the splits?"

"Hello, bubble wrap."

Old People Hell-Raising on their Motorised Wheelchairs.

Where chiropractors go on holiday

'The early chiropractor.'

"Incontinence Hotline - can you hold please...?"

Some Lesser Known Rules of Thumb.