Spine-tingler Seeker Pillows

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

Stephen King

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

'It's all bleach and dye. but I hope that it'll fool the hunters this season.'

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

'You're paralyzed from the knuckle of your left big toe down -- it could have been a lot worse.'

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

'Love between two people is very beautiful. And between six it's fantastic!'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

Open Mic Night

Reptile Dysfunction!

Dinosaurs

'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

'Now, this may hoot a little.'

"Could you teach me to do the splits?"

Tabloid Times Headline Dept. The circus clown has measles on his toes! Bigfoot Spotted.

Rock Climber

"Hello, bubble wrap."

Old People Hell-Raising on their Motorised Wheelchairs.

A black belt in karate as well as a chiropractor, Dr. Glynn attempts to adjust the spines of three patients all at once.

Where chiropractors go on holiday

'The early chiropractor.'

"Incontinence Hotline - can you hold please...?"