Spincycle Superstar Mugs

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Instructional guide to scribbling

A smiling cyclist

Jumping cheerleaders

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Cooking

Cupcakes!

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

Step aerobics

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

Bicycle Pie Chart

'Major economic indicators were down, but the government's spin machine said too much 'up' can be a bad sign...'

At the Old Bikers' Home

"Another triumph for new Labour..."

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

'Hey, buddy! Unless you're passing, get out of the left lane!'

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

"Go on without me – I'll never make it."

Washing machine

'Hey man, I'm going to try water boarding next.'

'Lady, it's not against the law for him to watch your undies whirl around in a public dryer!'

"Look, I gotta go...traffic's getting a little crazy."

Happy Birthday

'Cycle Rack'

Cyclist

'Anthony! What are you doing in there? It's not even Saturday 'bath' night!'

Simon loved the simple things