Spin Savvy Pillows

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

A boy and his spin patrol.

'It's getting harder to tell when the news stops and the spin begins.'

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

Office of the PR of the United States

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"We specialize in corporate slogans, business brochures and annual reports to shareholders..."

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

Political Speech Making Tutorial

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

Information, Clarification, and Correction.

'Spin that to half-full.'