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Ghost School.

"Do you have an appointment?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

Flowers in the city

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"I thought it was deeper here."

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Winter Roadwork...

'Curious Man Discovers Magnifying Glass With His Magnifying Glass.

NASA rocket disturbs aliens

"It's our neighbor. He wants to borrow our GPS tracker."

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

Peak and off peak.

Castle in the Clouds

"Carstairs...I firmly believe that things could be worse."

John Milton

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

'Where is Wally?'

"... Well, maybe you have double vision because you keep ordering doubles."

"Weeee. . . isn't this fun spot?"

Lester P. Dunwoody. A mysteriously happy square peg in a round hole that none of us can figure out.

"Kids Menu Square"

'With head, hands,wings, or feet, pursues his way,And swims, or sinks, or wades, or creeps, or flies.'