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That afternoon, Colin's fear of spiders was to come to a head!

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Musical Web

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I want you to bring me one.'

Spider Web Stocking

'Are we there yet?'

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

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Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

Spiders in love

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Spider watching his web cam.

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

"Bloody hell, Mavis. . . I was just doing yoga!"

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'You've been drinking again.'

'Oooh, man! You really has me going with that fake shark fin!!'