Spider Scarer T-Shirts

That afternoon, Colin's fear of spiders was to come to a head!

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Musical Web

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Spider Web Stocking

Spider's Web Trampoline

'I want you to bring me one.'

Jackson Pollock the Spider

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'Are we there yet?'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

Fly Tightrope walker

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

Spider watching his web cam.

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

Spiders in love

"Bloody hell, Mavis. . . I was just doing yoga!"

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'You've been drinking again.'