Spider Phobia Sufferer Mugs

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Amazing Man-Spider

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

Spider Web Stocking

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'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'Are we there yet?'

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'I'm just surfing the web.'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

Spider watching his web cam.

"Bloody hell, Mavis. . . I was just doing yoga!"

Spiders in love

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'