Spider Avoiders Mugs

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'Are we there yet?'

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'I want you to bring me one.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Spider's Web Trampoline

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Spider Web Stocking

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

Spider watching his web cam.

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

A spider meal prepping

"Arachnophunnies"

'I'm just surfing the web.'

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'