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Stocking Filler

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'The Burrito King.'

"Surprise!"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'You're texting? Wait--'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Chili again?'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Sriracha"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'How's the curry?'

The morning after the night before.