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Stocking Filler

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'The Burrito King.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'You're texting? Wait--'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Chili again?'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Sriracha"

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'How's the curry?'