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Samosas

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Super Heroes.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Champagne

'You're texting? Wait--'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I do diet...between snacks."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Dog's Sandwich

"We grind our own catnip."

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."

'OK that's ten pieces of silver each, except for Judas...you had the Greek salad and the cheese platter, so you owe thirty pieces of silver.'

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

Salsa on a Stick.

Many schools are going away with the traditional junk food vending machines.

'They're getting awfully entitled.'

'What a day! Mrs. Reed's own kids had her rubbed the wrong way before we even got to her.'

Crumbs.

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'