Spice Of Sea Life Pillows

How oysters get engaged.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Too much cilantro

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Turtle Hat

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

Shark food pyramid.

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'