Spice Of Sea Life Pillows

How oysters get engaged.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Too much cilantro

Turtle Hat

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Shark food pyramid.

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Making fun of Starfish.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'