Spending Watchdog T-Shirts

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

Don't take my money.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

CIA report

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Budget

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Police Statetion

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Bush farewell.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

Automatic Congressman

EU Deal