Spending Watchdog Mugs

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

Don't take my money.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

CIA report

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Police Statetion

Budget

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Legalish

Bush farewell.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Automatic Congressman

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated