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'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Words of Love

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Say it with flowers: It!

Urns in love

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Relationships.

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."