Spender Supreme Mugs

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Urns in love

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Say it with flowers: It!

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Words of Love

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."