Spender Of Tales T-Shirts

"I've never learned to go shopping on an empty credit limit."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

Ghost puddle

"Well did he?"

Crow and fox

Modern History: Last Year/Last Month/Last Week/Yesterday.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

'I hope you don't mind -- I just HAD to get some fresh air!'

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House

Tall tales and Short stories

"Look, I'm bored, you're bored – why don't you let me go down there and shake things up a bit?"

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

Tattoo

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

"God is out to get me."

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged

"Ok, ok, my mistake—twice upon a time..."

"Yeah, but I had Goliath on my fantasy league team."

"So, tell me all about some tourists who were here last year. . ."

"Don't look now, but they suddenly got REALLY fruitful!"

Three wise men on a medal podium.

'Living nine hundred years is okay, except you feel so darn anachronistic!'

Jesus walks on water just as Moses parts the sea.

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

Giant Ape assists man escaping a cuckolded husband.

"Hey Noah, there is a guy named Jonah who wants to book passage."